Dear Boy,


*Anonymous letters to attractive, cool, and frustrating gentlemen 

Dear Zak,
You and I shared a date once upon a time. 
Now that you’re back from school for the summer, I keep thinking about it. 
I’ll be the first to say that I hope you ask again. 
I really hope you’ll ask again. 
Love,
Sara
P.S.: You still look really great in plaid. 
Dear Mr. Elton, 
Now that Harriet has the farm boy she always wanted, 
I worry that you’re forcing your hopes up again. 
Let me be clear: I don’t/can’t/and will never like you in that way. 
I don’t know what else to say.
Sincerely,
Emma 
Dear John Thornton, 
Yeah. You’re still kind of obnoxious, rude, and cocky. 
I think we’re done. 
Sincerely, 
Margaret Hale 
Dear #4, 
I still wonder what could have happened with us. 
I think about you often. 
Now that you’ve graduated, chances are that you’ll never see me again. 
I hate how awful that makes me feel. 
Love, 
Me 
Dear Chris Martin,  
You’re a really neat guy. 
We’ve made a great team, methinks. 
I’ll miss you when you leave. 
Sincerely, 
Rihanna 
Dear Watermelon, 
You should come talk to me more often. 
I think you’re kind of cute.
Sincerely, 
Cake
Dear Mr. Collins, 
Apparently you’ve found your Charlotte. 
This worries me a bit. 
Lizzie 
Dear #5, 
It’s obvious that you’re attracted to every woman under the sun. 
Ugh. I was such an idiot. 
Sincerely,
Me 
Dear Rude Boy, 
If I would have done what I felt like doing, 
you would have had a red handprint across your face on Monday. 
If you are ever as ungentlemanly as you were to me again, 
you’re going to get it. 
Sincerely, 
Wrathful Girl

Dear Henry,
I think you’re a nice guy, and I did have fun on our date.
I just don’t feel like it’s going to work.
Margaret

Dear Arthur, 
We met very briefly before school ended. 
I hope we meet again soon. 
Love, 
Francine 
Dear Half of the LDSSA Counsel, 
I have an itsy bitsy crush on all of you boys. 
You’re incredible. 
Love, 
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