Once upon a time, I had a super important interview. Like, one of THE INTERVIEWS of my life. I was in the library, I was dressed all nicely, everything was going well. All I had to do was answer a Skype call. That is all.
Or so I thought.
What I didn’t plan on was a little pop-up box called Magic-I Visual Effects. What I didn’t plan on was that said Magic-I box would pop right up into my face just as I answered the call. What I didn’t plan on was that I’d be smashed into a little cartoon television set and spend the whole interview with my face INSIDE IT. AS MY POTENTIAL..LY (whatever) FUTURE EMPLOYER INTERVIEWED ME.
Essentially, it went like this:
They will never forget who I am…